Luke says Moo!
Yes, you heard me right. I say Moo! And there’s really not a whole lot you can do about it.
You have arrived here at Luke.EvilMonkeyCult.com by will or accident it doesn’t really matter. I still say Moo!
In happier fun news, my birthday is on April 5. 1983 was the bestest year ever – making me 26 when I updated this last. (If I remember I’ll update once a year or so.)
I went to elementary, junior high, and senior high all at the same little school in the central-southern portion of Indiana. Not too very far from Louisville, Kentucky (Louisville is properly pronounced: loul-vulle). Had all kinds of fun and all kinds of not fun. You get the idea. The biggest part of school was dominated by band: marching band, concert band, pep band, solo/ensemble competition, and as all good band geeks know: band = life. Yup. I lived and breathed being a band geek. Sigh. Those were the days. In case you’re wondering, I played the Trumpet. Which is the best damn instrument in the band. Trumpet players are not arrogant; we’re just better than everyone else. 
College was spent at a little private engineering school called Rose-Hulman over in Terre Haute, Indiana. I got my Computer Engineering degree (after a little drama) and am no longer there. Yay! While at Rose I spent the greater part of my 4 years there working on The Rose Thorn. Greatest collegiate newspaper written by engineers in the universe.
Along the way, I was raised to the sublime degree of a Master Mason by Humboldt Lodge #42 in downtown Terre Haute. I’m now affiliated with Charles F. Frank Lodge #760 in Zionsville, IN where I was Worshipful Master for the year 2008. It was a great way to learn to work with many people and has helped build my confidence in working with others and hopefully in leading others.
I’m Past-President of the Murat Shrine NexGen Unit (2009). Which of course makes me a Shriner.
I’m also a member of Knights Templar in Terre Haute and the entire York Rite bodies of Prather York Rite located on the east side of Indianapolis (Trinity Commandry is the proper name…)
I’m also a member of the Valley of Indianapolis Scottish Rite.